Showing posts with label Amanda Seyfried. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Amanda Seyfried. Show all posts

Monday, May 6, 2013

Mean Girls [A Fat Jesus Movie Review]


I never went to a huge public high-school. Both schools I ended up going to, and graduating from, were very small and medium sized private schools. Our family was never rich, don't get me wrong, I just never went to a big public school like the one featured in Mean Girls. I never had the interest of seeing this growing up. I probably always wrote it of as a "girly movie" or something I'm sure. But now I'm a completely normal and well adjusted 22-year old male, and after the urges of a couple friends, I finally got around to this. I love Tina Fey, and this was well before Lindsay Lohan when on her first coke binge, so I held out some hope for this. I wasn't disappointed, but this was just not my cup of tea.

Mean Girls follows the story of Cady Heron (Lindsay Lohan) as she goes to high school for the first time. Cady's parents, Betsy and Chip (Ana Gasteyer and Neil Flynn), are zoologists and they spent the last 12 years doing research in Africa. Luckily on the first day Cady meets Janis and Damien (Lizzy Caplan and Daniel Franzese). They teach Cady the ins and out of the high-school, including all various cliques, and there is a ton of them. They single out one group in particular, The Plastics. This trio of girls, the insecure one, Gretchen Wieners (Lacey Chabert), the rich, but ditzy one, Karen Smith (Amanda Seyfried) and their leader, The Queen Bee, Regina George (Rachel McAdams), run the school. When The Plastics take an interest in Cady, Janis hatches a plan to destroy them from the inside out. After being accepted into the group Cady is shown something called "The Burn Book". This is the ultimate book owned by Regina that keeps the rumors, secrets, gossip from all the girls and teachers in the school. Not long after, Cady falls for Aaron Samuels (Johnathan Bennett), Regina's ex-boyfriend, which causes Regina to steal him from her. This prompts Cady to decide to continue on with Janis' plan. But instead of destroying The Plastics, she may be destroying her name and alienating herself from the entire school.

My biggest problem with Mean Girls is that I find almost no way to relate with a lot of the stuff going on. Sure, in movies you're supposed to experience things as the characters do. But, with some movies you kinda need to have some sort of connection with at least something in there for it to hit you. This does in no way make it bad per se, but for me it really does downgrade my liking of it by whole lot. Once I stopped caring about the petty gossip or the unnecessary drama, this movie doesn't have a lot to hold it up. One liners, even though there were a lot of great ones, and decent performances by Lohan, Caplan and McAdams, aren't enough to hold up this movie. I just named almost the full main cast there, and if the main cast aren't getting the job done for me, you can bet the supporting roles, the great Tina Fey and Tim Meadows, won't be able to pick up the slack. Speaking of acting, while I went into this not expecting The Godfather-like performances, everyone came off as ho-hum. Lindsay Lohan was perfectly fine as the lead, Lizzy Caplan had a great supporting role, Rachel McAdams was great as the antagonist, with Fey and Meadows getting some good moments. Everyone else seemed disconnected to me though. Amanda Seyfried does not have acting chops in the slightest. While her stupidity, in character, was cute for awhile, you can't believe someone is that moronic. While Lacey Chabert, was forgettable. Hell, I didn't even know who she was since hasn't done anything worthwhile, outside of voice acting, since this film.

Just because the acting is sub-par and I didn't connect with a lot of the movie doesn't mean everything was bad. There was a lot of good humor in this. From one liners, to observational humor, Tina Fey is great at bringing out the funny in anything. As evidenced by her writing for SNL for nine years and 30 Rock for seven years. Fey is no slouch and everyone in this movie was written very well. Whether they did all they could with the role, Tina wrote it what anyone plugged into the hole, so to speak, could bring the humor out. The writing was top notch as well, as you can probably tell by these past few sentences. While the story is very "teenage", it was still a good one that's better than most teen dramas on TV or in the movies today. Engaging characters, a good lead and a great bad guy. When they aren't on the screen the support and story is good enough to make this a hit for both adults and teens. The adults laugh at the stupidity of some of the characters and the humor, while teens are engaged by the drama aspect of it all. Not many tweener movies get this balance right. They try too hard with its humor or goes too far with the drama content. I do wanna single out a few people for their acting. Lindsay Lohan is great in a leading role, at least she was ten years ago. She personified the shy girl trying to fit in. From gaining the acceptance of her first two friends, to generally being apprehensive whenever she was with The Plastics. Lohan played Cady flawlessly. McAdams on the other side of the coin was a great villain. She played the popular high school girl, that would ruin anyone's lives on the turn of a dime very well.  Pretty, popular and peccancy, McAdams personified Regina George. Finally the best supporting role goes to Lizzy Caplan, well at least before Lizzy got "big". She played the conflicted, to an extent, friend of Cady to a fault. While also wanting to destroy her self proclaimed enemy. She is the anti Cady that Cady needed in the film. The acting, writing and humor was all solid, which kept me watching.

Mean Girls has a lot of good, but for me personally a lot of bad. I had no connection to much in this film and the lazy acting by a lot of the people on screen really hurts this. This is still a greatly written movie, and all credit goes to Tina Fey there. The humor is solid throughout, yet repetitive. Despite the lacking acting, Lohan, McAdams and Caplan are pretty good, with Fey and Meadows providing great moments as well. This is a very like or hate it movie. Especially if you liked it growing up. At best for me though it was only okay, but this is still one of the better teen drama's you'll ever see. At the very least we can be comforted that "fetch" will never happen.


Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Les Miserables [A Fat Jesus Movie Review]


This was definitely the movie out of the best picture nominees this year that I had the least interest in seeing. That might be why I took so long to get around to Les Miserables. I'm not into musicals in the slightest, but Russell Crowe, and to an extent Anne Hathaway and Hugh Jackman, were enough to interest me in this. Also while watching finding out Sacha Baron Cohen and Helena Bonham Carter were a sort-of comic relief duo it kept me alert. But this musical turned feature film was a long watch and a struggle for me to like even a little.

Les Miserables follows the story of recently freed slave Jean Valjean (Hugh Jackman). He is freed after 19 years by prisoner guard Javert (Russell Crowe). Who tells him he'll never get anywhere again in life, since he'll always be a convict. One night Jean is fed and given shelter by The Bishop of Dinge (Colm Wilkinson). He ends up stealing a ton of silver and getting caught by the police. The Bishop has mercy on Jean, telling the police it's a misunderstanding, and forgives him. Eight years later, Jean has become the mayor of a town and a successful factory owner. Putting his past behind him. One day there is a dispute between the workers at his factory when a woman, Fantine (Anne Hathaway), is found to have an illegitimate daughter. Cosette (Isabelle Allen) is living in another city with two sleazy inn owners, The Thenardiers (Helena Bonham Carter and Sacha Baron Cohen). Fantine is fired and is forced to become a prostitute to continue sending money to her daughter. Fantine is almost arrested by Javert, she's in terrible condition, when Jean intervenes and saves her. Fantine dies in the hospital and entrusts her daughters life to Jean who is forced to run from Javert who found out who he is. Jean saves Cosette from The Thenardiers and continues running from Javet all as France is in the midst of a revolution.

Oh boy, this was long a long adaptation. I don't mean 55 yard field goal long either. I mean, kicking it from your own endzone long. Sports reference in a review about a French musical, can you tell I miss football? This movie is two and a half hours and since most of it was song, I felt myself just listening to it rather than watching. If you're into musicals (or have seen Les Misrables live) and the like it, I doubt you got bored watching this. But for me, it was just one long dragging scene after the next. I'm assuming the plot and story are taken straight from the play, and it's pretty good. You can tell that they took their time and tried to include all the pertinent information. The story is highly original, which is good considering it's one of the biggest musicals of all time. It's just a shame I couldn't connect well with most all of the characters, and you know all the dragging scenes and the length didn't help this at all. The songs themselves were done well. A lot of them I just tuned out after awhile cause they went on far too long. The cinematography was pretty cool as well. But you can only show these awesome places and sets so many times, in the span of the long two hours, without it losing the initial "Wow Factor" of seeing things.

As far as the characters and acting go, the only one that I cared for following was Javet, played by Russell Crowe. His whole demeanor and transformation throughout the movie was pretty interesting to follow. Fantine, played by Anne Hathaway, was pretty solid and set up the second-half of the movie well. While Sacha Baron Cohen and Helena Bonham Carter as The Thenardiers were pretty solid comic relief in an otherwise serious movie. I guess Jean, played by Hugh Jackman was alright, but he wasn't the strongest and pretty forgettable. Isabelle Allen, was great as a young Cosette, while Amanda Seyfried as grown up Cosette lent no redeeming qualities to a supporting character. The rest were pretty forgettable as I can't think of any other off the top of my head. Only liking and getting into one or two characters out of an ensemble is not the way to make an interesting movie. The singing was pretty good throughout. Russell Crowe really surprised me. You could tell he's not a singer, but shined in his role. Hugh Jackman was a great complement to Crowe in their scenes together as well. Anne Hathway is clearly the best of the main character singers and she did great with her songs. I didn't know Sacha Baron Cohen had pipes, but his comedic scenes were all done well. I liked Helena Bonham Cater in Sweeney Todd and I still like her singing in this as well. There was also a girl I didn't recognize, Samantha Banks, who apparently reprises her role that she had in the musical and never sounded bad.

My main problems with Les Miserables is this length and its characters. While I liked a lot of the singing and the story, the long run time and inability for me to truly invest in anyone, kills any momentum this movie had in my eyes. Russell Crowe and Anne Hathaway's performances will keep you into this if you can't quite get into the early parts of this movie. While the combination of Crowe and Hugh Jackman (with some of the supporting cast) keeping you somewhat engaged till the end. If you've never gotten or been able to see this live, and have wanted to, I'm sure you'll enjoy this heartily. But for people like me, while I see what others would love in this, its not something I can truly like.