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Friday, June 19, 2015

Jurassic World [A Fat Jesus Film Review]


Let's face it. If you were a kid growing up, which I think we all were, you went through a dinosaur phase. You drew pictures of them, you had your favorites -- velociraptors and ankylosaurus for me -- watched 'The Land Before Time' and pretended to be T-Rex's (walking around with your arms tucked in roaring). Unfortunately, when you get older it's harder to be as enthusiastic about dinosaurs. This is why we have the Jurassic Park series. Even though "The Lost World" and "Jurassic Park III" exist. 'Jurassic World' is the fourth installment in this series and stars Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard and The Kingpin, err, I mean, Vincent D'Onofrio. While lacking the pure wonder that the original film gave us, it more than makes up for its one-note characters with dazzling dinosaurs that are more than just the backdrop to the story.

'Jurassic World' is set 22 years after the events of 'Jurassic Park.' InGen, the company that cloned the first dinosaurs, has successfully opened a theme park called "Jurassic World." One day, operations manager Clare Mitchell (Dallas Howard), has two of her nephews, brothers, Zach and Grey Mitchell (Nick Robinson and Ty Simpkins), visiting the park. Though she is too busy to be with them during the day, they plan to meet up later in the evening. In order to drum up attendance, InGen created a genetically modified dinosaur with the genes of a bunch of different predatory dinosaurs as well as present day animals, Indominus. Meanwhile, at a different part of the park, Owen Grady (Pratt), a former Marine, has just finished a successful training session with his velociraptors. After the session, InGen's head of security, Vic Hoskins (Vincent D'Onofrio), tries to convince Owen that the raptors would be perfect for military use. The park owner, Simon Masrani (Irrfan Khan) orders Owens to go check out the Indominus' enclosure, to make sure it's ready for visitors. Clare and Owen head to the exhibit, only to find that they weren't getting a heat signature from Indominus and that there are giant claw marks on one of the walls. While Owen and two guards are checking out the claw marks, it is discovered that Indominus is still in the enclosure and that she is masking her heat signature. Owen and one of the guards escape, but in doing so, so does Indominus. Now the park must find a way to stop Indominus, because it's putting not only the lives of the other dinosaurs in danger, but the people in the theme park as well.

I'm going to start right out and say it, I wasn't a fan of the first 20 minutes or so of this film. I understand you have to set up characters, but almost nothing of values happens during this time frame. I don't need to see a family take their kids to the airport or them riding on a boat across the ocean to the island. This could've been plausible if there was any meaningful dialogue, but there's not. Once they get to the island, Claire is introduced and finally Owens and Hoskins start getting screen time, the film sets into a good, albeit one note, pace. The characters are almost lifeless and that's not a good thing. Chris Pratt is a charismatic and hilarious actor (see 'Guardians of the Galaxy' and 'Parks and Recreation'). Bryce Dallas Howard has shown she has acting chops ('The Help' and '50/50'). Vincent D'Onofrio has a stupendous role in 'Marvel's Daredevil.' Even Ty Simpkins has had great roles in the 'Insidious' series and 'Iron Man 3.' So the lack of good writing really hurts this pretty well rounded cast. Even so, the characters, though dull, do serve a purpose throughout the film. The brothers get into jungle hi-jinx, causing their aunt to enlist her "will he, won't he" boy toy to go save them (and the rest of the park, I guess). All this is while the evil corporation is plotting a take over, well, more preservation, of the dinosaur's DNA when all the poo hits the whirling fan blades. The story is tired, but you didn't come to this for story, I didn't come to this for story -- but at least it wasn't completely terrible -- we came for dinosaurs, and boy did we get dinosaurs. Side note, Claire was running around through a jungle all day and a theme park all night, all while wearing high heels. Like full on sprinting, running, ducking, hiding, etc. Come on man. Come on.

The CGI in this film, the action and the use of dinosaurs themselves in the film really did save it for me. I love theme parks and the idea of one revolving around actual dinosaurs is an awesome idea, vision, dream, whatever you wanna call it. 'Jurassic Park' did this, but not to the kind of "theme park" I always picture, like Six Flags or Universal Studios. So seeing it actually come to life in this film is freaking awesome! I want a Jurassic Park or World t-shirt that I paid $40 for, while I walk around in my triceratops hat, personalized with my name on it. I want to go see Free Willy aka The Mosasaurus pop out of the water to engulf a shark. I want to be a kid again (somehow) and go into a petting zoo and ride a baby triceratops or pet a baby apatosaurus. The idea an execution of the theme park side of this film is actually awesome. I was entranced once the brothers reached the island and actually started going around the park. The flip side of things is the awesome CGI that was used for the dinosaurs. I recently re-watched 'Jurassic Park' and the CGI and models used in 1993 weren't half bad. But the CGI in this film is done pretty well. It felt like Chris Pratt was besties with his raptors. It felt like a fight when Indominus was tearing through the jungle killing it's prey. You even got a little sad when one of the apatosaurus dies in Owen and Claire's hands. On the flip side, the brutality is in full force. For a PG-13 film, I wasn't expecting to see as much dino on human violence. Humans were being picked up by pterodactyl, eaten whole and stomped on by the Indominus and torn to shreds by raptors. Boy, did I love every second of it too! I'm glad they didn't shy away from the fact that these are dinosaurs whose first instinct is to kill and hunt prey. Not to mention the final act of 'Jurassic World' is a pleasure to watch and is well worth sitting through the first half hour of so. I was enthralled.

'Jurassic World' isn't going to win over any fans. Unless you're there for Chris Pratt. Chris Pratt isn't going to make any new 'Jurassic World' fans, but this is a great effort for what is a reboot, sequel, a requel! The story is only okay, the acting, despite the awesome cast, is one-dimensional. But the dinosaurs, kicking ass and taking names is a beauty to watch. It's a pretty long film, at just over two hours, but if you can get past the first part of the film, everything gets better. The music is on point throughout, and I had to hold back yelling "Dododododo-Dododododo!" when they first panned to the island. If they can get the writing better, I have high hopes for the next 'Jurassic' film. As long as it's not some weird romantic comedy involving Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard and talking dinosaurs. 'Jurassic World' is still, I think, well worth the watch.


Monday, December 9, 2013

Insidious: Chapter 2 [A Fat Jesus Quick Hit]


If you've ever talked with me about movies, more specifically recent horror films, you'll know that I love Insidious. While not a perfect film, it's one of the better horror films of 2011 that you can get excited about. Patrick Wilson and Rose Byrne are pretty great as leads and make it a fun watch. Two years later, Insidious: Chapter 2 has been released, and looks to recapture the magic of the first. Insidious: Chapter 2 follows the story of Josh and Renai Lambert (Patrick Wilson and Rose Byrne) in the wake of the events of the first film. Something is a little off as Josh isn't acting like himself, and thinks a woman has taken over Renai. Meanwhile, Renai begins to see a woman in white roaming the house. Both will have to overcome the paranormal if they want the hope of getting back to a normal life.

James Wan knocked it out of the park earlier this year with The Conjuring, a movie I highly enjoyed. I was pretty hyped for this, but then I started watching it and things didn't quite click for me. The costumes and CGI were alright, but a ton of jump scares a quick cuts doesn't give you a lot of time to soak it in. I love jump scares and that whole old school vibe behind it. Unfortunately, that's all it felt like this movie was. It also felt like the story was phoned in. A ton of questionable at best dialogue brought this down as well. The story jumps around a lot until it settles in for the second half. Then a lackluster twist takes over. While better than the first half, the second half is nothing to write home about. The performances by the leads, yet again Wilson and Byrne, are fine, but it doesn't stop this from being just average. I can honestly say the best part of this movie is the music. It brings the creepy, old school horror film vibe. It also gives you a great reason to let the credits roll, if only to soak in the score.

If you liked the first movie, you should still check out Insidious: Chapter 2. It has all the style of the first, but with a noticeable drop in substance. Also for the fact Insidious: Chapter 3 will release in 2015. I still like the first, and hopefully after a bit of falter with this one, the trilogy can round out well. Rose Byrne and Patrick Wilson are great leads, and the lore this series is creating is pretty solid. Oh and the music, for the love of God, make more of this. It really does make a very mediocre film, almost passable.


Friday, May 3, 2013

Iron Man 3 [A Fat Jesus Movie Review]


This Review May Contain Spoilers

Finally! The first blockbuster film of 2013 is upon us and it's none other than Marvel's follow-up movie to The Avengers in Iron Man 3Iron Man is one of the best post 2000 superhero movies to be released. While Iron Man 2 was severely hurt by the lack of direction in writing and well, a plot. Robert Downey Jr., Gwyneth Paltrow and Don Cheadle all reprise their roles in what could be the last time they're in a stand alone Iron Man film. This has Robert Downy Jr's best performance as Tony Stark, but unfortunately a bevy of unnecessary scenes in a what really feels like long movie. 

Iron Man 3 starts off with Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) reminiscing about New Year's Eve in 1999. That night he meets a botanist, Maya Henson (Rebecca Hall), who has invented a drug, Extremis, which will help people recover from crippling injuries. As the two head up to their room for the night, they are approached by Aldrich Killian (Guy Pearce). He offers them apart of his company, AIM [Advanced Idea Mechanics], to which Stark refuses. Fast forward to present day, set after the event in New York during The Avengers, Stark is having trouble coping with what happened and is unable to sleep. He has built a bunch of Iron Man suits and it's causing problems between himself and his girlfriend Pepper Potts (Gwyneth Paltrow). Meanwhile global security is running high as a villain, who calls himself The Mandarin (Ben Kingsley), is planting bombs around the world and is now threatening the US. Prompting the government to rebrand "War Machine" as "Iron Patriot" to promote patriotism. Colonel James Rhodes (Don Cheadle) is on board with the name change. After Stark's home is bombed and destroyed by Mandarin, Stark's suit has taken him to Tennessee. Where he planned to investigate one of Mandarin's bombings. Stark is helped by a young man, Harley (Ty Simpkins), who lives in the town where a bombing took place. Stark is still having panic attacks whenever the situation that happened in New York is brought up. But Harley finally breaks through, and they discover what is really causing the bombings. Tony Stark has regained his bearings and is finally starting to find his own way. The only thing left to do is save his girlfriend, and the world, from it's latest threat and beat his arch nemesis in The Mandarin.

Well, where do I begin, this is easily one of the movies when the most hype for me coming into 2013, while I do like it, it really is ho-hum in a lot of ways. We'll start with one of the most obvious points and that is it's length. While it can work for movies like The Avengers and The Dark Knight, the over two hour run time for this really makes it feel long. Robert Downey Jr. really does shine in this movie, but not every scene in the movies revolves around him. When he's not there you wish is was at times, while other times you realize he can't possibly be everywhere at once. Another thing that would've really helped this is if they cut down on all the unnecessary and dragging scenes. As much as I love Ben Kingsley, a lot of the scenes involving him felt more like a YouTube video interjected into the movie more than anything. This move didn't need all of the John Favreau scenes either. While I know there's always an air of comedy in the Iron Man series, it didn't benefit from much involving Favreau in this.

There's a ton of stuff that could have been cut. A shorter movie, with less dragging scenes would've done this movie a ton of favors in my opinion. Since this story wasn't the best we've ever seen, while the character writing is oddly good still. I wasn't a fan of Pepper Potts being relegated to the damsel in distress. While action scenes not involving Guy Pearce and Robert Downy Jr. together felt underwhelming. Finally, I hated that they renamed "War Machine" to "Iron Patriot" for the purposes of the story. While I love patriotism for one's country, I'll chant "USA" in an instant, keeping it War Machine would've been better suited. Especially if it turns out to be the last film in the series and you've just established War Machine in the previous movie.

The action was pretty great too. We find out early on than since the event of The Avengers, and trust me there's quite a few times they remind you, Stark can't sleep and turns to making prototype Iron Man suits. The main one used throughout is his latest prototype which never quite gets there yet is almost a character in itself. There's not a ton of Iron Man suit action until the third act, but that's when they turn it up in a huge way leading to the conclusion. The fight scenes are more about Stark going back to his roots as an inventor to cleverly win his battles. Rather than just overpowered Iron Man clocking the baddies. There were some points where it got really Micheal Bay-esque, which kinda caught me off guard, but other than that the action is top notch. Like with most all of Marvel's releases. The CGI in this is top notch as always. The overall design of all the suits featured in the movie, no matter how briefly shown, looked cool. The scenery was great, the ocean shots were good and the cinematography was a nice little surprise. Couple that with the  decent music and good score and this movie both loos and sounds great.

Robert Downey Jr. is Tony Stark who is in turn Iron Man. After this trilogy and the future films, namely The Avengers 2, I think Downey Jr. will go down as the most charismatic superhero actor. He carries these movies almost single handedly, shout-out to Gwyneth Paltrow here. This movie really brings out the acting chops and a side of Stark's character we've yet to see. The caring for Harley, Pepper and James is overwhelming. The fact it's the first time we've seen him rattled about something, Stark's usually vastly sure of himself, is something to get used to. Combine that with the witty, billionaire charm that we've come to know, and Downey Jr. as Stark has developed to a new high. Props out to Ty Simpkins who finally got me into the movie at the start of the second act, as Stark first arrives in Tennessee. The little dude is a fantastic actor and really brought out the side of Stark mentioned above. Plus his chemistry with Downey Jr. was immense as it looked like those to were made to play off of each other in a scene. Gwyneth Paltrow is pretty good, though her being the damsel in distress wasn't a great fit for this movie. While Don Cheadle did another solid supporting role as James Rhodes aka War Machine aka Iron Patriot aka Terrance Howard's replacement. I felt Ben Kingsly was pretty bland in his role as The Mandarin, but I can't hate the guy in the slightest. While Guy Pearce gave a pretty good  performance as Killian. A lot of good performances headlined by the lead star and probably the youngest person in the film. 

For those interested I rated Iron Man 3, an I think, generous 8/10 or 4/5. Despite it's abundance of problems this is a much better movie than Iron Man 2, if not only for the fact it has an actual story. While the action in all of the Iron Man movies are fairly standard, this is definitely the one with the most bang for your buck. Robert Downy Jr. truly comes into his own as Tony Stark/Iron Man in this and his performance is worth this ticket price alone. While not in the same league as Iron Man, Spider-Man 2The Avengers and The Dark Knight, this is still better than most superhero movies you're gonna see. There's still a ton of Marvel movies will come out these next two years; Thor: The Dark World, The WolverineCaptain America: The Winter Soldier, The Amazing Spider-Man 2, X-Men: Days of Future Past and Guardians of the Galaxy. But I think Iron Man 3 will stand its ground and remain one of the best in the coming years.