Saturday, February 23, 2019

The 91st Annual Academy Awards [Fat Jesus' Thoughts]


2018 was a solid year for movies. But, man I have almost no enthusiasm for who the academy has chosen to be the "top eight films of the year." I don't get why people praise the academy sometimes, when it's clear they're never for the people's choices 99% of the time. Could I be wrong about some of my opinions? No, never. But there's likely is a sizeable chunk of people out there that do like a lot of the films nominated. I’m not one of them that can't admit a lot of them are subpar. For the first time in a long time I wasn’t jazzed about going through the nominations. I only gave one of the best picture nods above a 7/10. I liked a ton of performances this year much more than the lackluster films they were in. No offense to Black Panther, but should it have really been nominated for the same award that Moonlight, Birdman or No Country for Old Men won? BlacKkKlansman was inferior to Sorry to Bother You and I guarantee it’s purely because of Spike Lee for some reason. Somehow a film about Freddy Mercury didn’t have the best singing lead actor in it. And we’re still trying to find the next The Wolf of Wall Street and newsflash, it’ll never happen. According to Brie Larson, I shouldn't be allowed to comment or review films cause I'm a white male, but I'm going to do it anyway. That'll show her. So, strap in for another year of the stars patting themselves on the back, but this year it’s with a slate of films that had better performances than things to say.



Best Picture

Black Panther
I’ve never publicly written (aside from some Tweets) about Black Panther. I’m a huge fan of the MCU, to no one’s surprise if you’ve been reading my blog, but Marvel’s 2018 offers aside from Avengers: Infinity War were wholly sub-par and lacking. Coming off Thor 3, which was awesome, Black Panther had a bare bones narrative with one of the better Marvel villains we will never see again. There were some kind of interesting Wakanda politics situations too. The acting was underwhelming and the CGI was some of the worst in an MCU film. It also didn’t really expand Black Panther's character, Wakanda or anyone else's lore that you had to go out and see the film. I felt like I knew all I needed to know through earlier films as well as Infinity War. This is a puzzling choice to say the least for a best picture nomination considering it’s literally not nominated for any other meaningful award (no offense to Best Costume and the like.)

BlacKkKlansman
I was on board for BlacKkKlansman for most of the film. It’s Spike Lee so I knew it was going to be overly politically charged, but those last few minutes right before the credits really irk me. There was a lot of other ham-fisted political moments too, but they weren’t just full on egregious. Regardless it was a well crafted enough story, with solid humor that kept you engaged until the end. My problem is the whole “based on a true story” thing, so you know Spike embellished the hell out of this. John David Washington and Adam Driver were great in their roles and pulled off the buddy cop dynamic well. But, as much as I enjoyed it, I would’ve much rather had Sorry to Bother You in this spot. I think it was, overall, a better made film with a unique storytelling, a better message everyone can get behind, one of a kind style and great acting.

Bohemian Rhapsody
I love Queen, they have a deep running and eclectic array of songs and history (both in music and film.) The Shaun of the Dead bar scene with “Don’t Stop Me Now” playing while they beat down a zombie to the song is still amazing. My direct problem with Bohemian Rhapsody is that it’s everything but Freddy Mercury’s iconic style. Rami Malek was fine, as was the rest of the cast. But this is a film that, while entertaining and you can tap your foot to, doesn’t do anything your average biopic would, aside from possibly pushing books (or Greatest Hits albums in this case.) We follow our [insert main character] as he goes from nobody to getting a taste of fame or glory, finding love and then we hit the big points of their life until their untimely death all while getting some cool music or montages in there. Queen’s music is legendary, Freddy Mercury was one of a kind, but Bohemian Rhapsody is anything but.

The Favourite
If this was just another period piece, I likely would’ve not cared anywhere near as much. But from the first 10-20 minutes, you’re shown this isn’t just another historically accurate period piece (of course maybe it is, I’m not the most knowledgeable.) The Favourite is a dark comedy embellished in all of the best ways. First of all the comedy and humor is very well done and it’s sprinkled in at time to keep the average dolt like myself engaged. Second, the performances by Oliva Coleman (Queen Anne), Emma Stone (Baroness Masham) and Rachel Weisz (Duchess of Marlborough) were all in top from. Abigail Masham and Sarah Churchill are both trying to court the favorites of Queen Anne and it turns into a love triangle of one-upsmanship that goes from a lighthearted affair to much darker places as the temptation of power creeps into the fold. This might be my favorite Emma Stone performance, Rachel Weisz is amazing as well, while Olivia Coleman as the queen is perfect. If I had any complaints it would the length and the fact there’s a lot of scenes that are long-winded.


Green Book
Green Book is a lighthearted buddy travel comedy that splashed in the racial tensions of the 1960s and never really commits to what it wants to be as a film. The story and presentation are fine and it’s worth a watch. Ali and Mortensen are a great pairing and it has a feel-good storybook ending. The problem is along the way, there’s a ton of “real” stuff dealing with racial inequality that doesn’t feel like it fits in 100% with the film. This is why I say it doesn’t know what it wants to be. It does a decent enough job of trying to blend happy-go-lucky narrative with the more serious racial problems present back in the 1960s. I just wish they had stuck one way or another in our second “based on a true story.” But at least this one seemed much more faithful than BlacKkKlansman.

Roma
Roma is a lighthearted…just kidding. Roma is a drama that tells the story of a housekeeper of middle-class family living in Mexico City. Apparently, this is partially related to the director’s, Alfonso Cuaron, life growing up. We see basically the every day lives of Cleo (said housekeeper) and the family she lives with over the course of two years in the early 1970s. Let me tell you what, the first half of this movie was not for me in the slightest. I have no connection or interest in Mexico in the 1970s, it’s just something I don’t really care about deeply. The character building over the first half of the film was fine, and the cinematography was great, but I thought it was utterly dull. The second half of the film for me was a lot better and I feel like trying to emotionally connect with Cleo and the rest of the family was infinitely easier to do. Cleo was the best part of this film and without her influence on the film, it would be dull and completely forgettable.

A Star Is Born
Against all odds, one of the Best Picture nominations I wanted to see the least, turned out to be my favorite of the nods. I went into A Star Is Born not even knowing it was based on another film. I thought it was going to be just another movie about a singer getting her shot at stardom, and it partially still is. Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper have amazing on-screen chemistry. The story is nothing new and doesn’t break any new ground, but it’s not trying to either. That’s what puts it a step above the rest, it knew what it wanted to be. It’s an emotional roller coaster (he said it) of highs and lows between the characters, telling a complete and satisfying story with well-made and sung music.

Vice
Ever since The Wolf of Wall Street came out Adam McKay (with Christian Bale) have been scouring the world of finance and politics, trying to recreate the magic. Unfortunately, they haven’t succeeded, but The Big Short and now Vice are very watchable films. The story of Dick Cheney is probably one that no one asked for and despite the sublime performances from Amy Adams and Bale, probably isn’t one you’re going to go revisit with your kids one day. But it is still fairly entertaining, Sam Rockwell does his thing as George Bush and like with most of these other best picture nods it suffers from two things. It has length problems as well shoving the current political climate into a film that has nothing to do with it.

Who I Want to Win: A Star is Born
Who Will Win: Roma


Best Actor

This category is probably most defined by Christian Bale for Vice and Bradley Cooper for A Star Is Born. In classic Christian Bale fashion, he went all out for the role of Dick Cheney and completely immersed himself in the role If you didn’t know it was Christian Bale, you might not be able to tell until they cut back to his earlier years. On the other had Bradley Cooper has been playing the safe but highly effective character for years now. There’s nothing overly special about Jackson Maine. He’s a famous country music star, he has some health and drug problems and runs into his soulmate and they become a power couple. There’s nothing revolutionary about his character, but he’s still one of the best acted characters of the year. Willem Dafoe for At Eternity’s Gate I have no way of judging since I didn’t see the film and I find it unfair to judge him based off his role in Aquaman either. Rami Malek in Bohemian Rhapsody was pretty alright, but the safe narrative and overall formulaic biopic style never let him have a chance to actually be Freddy Mercury. So, he’ll probably win. While Viggo Mortensen in Green Book was another great character, one we got to see a positive transformation in from start to finish, but like the movie, the tone of his character never really knew what it wanted to be during the duration.

Who I Want to Win: Christian Bale
Who Will Win: Rami Malek


Best Actress

Yalitza Aparicio for Roma is the one everybody has fallen in love with and for good reason. Even as someone who wasn’t enamored with Roma, her role as Cleo was the driving force for the film and the one character out of these you can relate to the most. Olivia Coleman for The Favourite was another astounding performance as the Queen. Not only was the Queen jugging the fate of her nation, her health seemed to always be at risk, her emotions were constantly being torn by Abigail and Sarah, also mention she had like a million rabbits to take care of. Just an absurd number of things pour into a convincing performance. Lady Gaga for A Star Is Born is in the same boat as Bradley Cooper for me. She isn’t a groundbreaking character by any means. She’s a woman with talent that hadn’t yet been discovered thrust into superstardom with her famous musician boyfriend. Gaga plays the role with conviction and emotion and has the real-life musical chops to pull of the singing. The last two left are, Glenn Close in The Wife and Melissa McCarthy for Can You Ever Forgive Me? Gonna be honest, I didn’t watch either of these purely because I didn’t want to.

Who I Want to Win: Lady Gaga/Olivia Coleman
Who Will Win: Yalitza Aparicio


Best Supporting Actor

I liked Mahershala Ali’s Green Book performance a tad bit more than Viggo’s purely because he showed more emotion and vulnerability throughout the film. That doesn’t save the problems I have that I’ve already talked about twice with the film. Adam Driver in BlacKkKlansman was another strong performance. While he’s not the greatest actor in the world, he brought charm, sensibility and seriousness to the majority of the runtime and, with John David Washington (why is he not nominated, he gave a better performance than Driver), keep you engaged. Sam Elliott plays Bradley Cooper’s older brother in A Star Is Born. While it’s not a role that ever dominates screen time, it’s an emotional role that’s the driving force behind a lot of the decisions and actions that Jackson makes in the film. If you know Sam Elliott, it’s a Sam Elliott-esque role. Sam Rockwell played George W. Bush in Vice and much like Elliott, it’s a role that never dominates screen time, but makes an impact thanks to the importance to the narrative. Plus, you can never go wrong with Sam Rockwell. Richard E. Grant for Can You Ever Forgive Me? is a performance I have zero ability to comment on.

Who I Want to Win: Mahershala Ali, I guess
Who Will Win: Adam Driver


Best Supporting Actress

Amy Adams for Vice would be the front runner almost any other year. She was the perfect compliment to Christian Bale. She even had her own scenes and moments that stood out to past Bale being a powerhouse. She gave campaign speeches, got Cheney out of the dirt when they were younger, was strong-willed and wasn’t afraid to show it and most of all she iss a loving mother. Adams pulled it off with aplomb. But then you have both Emma Stone and Rachel Weisz for The Favourite. Both for different reasons, both (like Amy Adams) better than all the nominees for Best Supporting Actor. Emma Stone starts off as her likable. Humorous and charming self only to get drunk with power and deliver a performance I’ve we’ve really only seen once out of her (in Birdman.) On the other hand, we have Rachel Weisz. I can’t say I’ve personally ever seen her in a memorable role and here we are. Starting off as the no-nonsense boss of the women working in the castle, she truly does have the Queen’s best interests hidden beneath her seemingly cold demeanor. And her chess match with Emma Stone was superb to watch unfold. Marina de Tavira for Roma was the one character nominated here that I just didn’t care for at all. There was some emotion finally near the end, but it felt like a “just a mom” role to me. Regina King was nominated for If Beale Street Could Talk but I can’t speak on the performance because I never got around to watching it.

Who I Want to Win: Amy Adams/Emma Stone/Rachel Weisz
Who Will Win: Regina King


Animated Feature Film

The Incredibles 2 was bit of a letdown for me. I absolutely, like most, adore the first film and was expecting good things from the follow up, but it was just lacking something. The action was fine, the family was just as charming and it’s worth a watch. There was just something that didn’t click with me with sequel. Isle of Dogs was a charming little stop motion film by Wes Anderson that tells the tale of a boy looking for his lost dog in Japan. The only problem is that they have outlawed dogs to a trash island, the dogs have formed pacts, the mayor will never lift the ban on dogs and it’s up to a group of dogs to reverse everyone’s fortunes. Truly one of the more unique animated films of the year. Mirai is a charming anime film from Japan and the first non-Ghibli film to be nominated for an Oscar. It follows the story of Kun, his father and mother who have recently had a baby girl named Mirai. Kun is a toddler who is having his whole world changed with the addition of the baby and copes with the changes by retreated into his mind and trying to learn to love his whole family again. Ralph Breaks the Internet this is much of the same as for Incredibles 2 for me. Well worth a watch, good humor, visuals and a solid story, but it’s just missing something. The scene with all the Disney Princesses was pretty standout though I will admit. Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse not only is it the best animated film of the year, I think it’s the best movie of the year period. I’ve done a full review of the film already, but even if you’re not a fan of comic books or superheroes, the story, style, action, humor, animation and the list goes on and on. You owe it to yourself to give this a watch if you haven’t already.

Who I Want to Win: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
Who Will Win: One of the Disney Boys

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Wednesday, December 26, 2018

What I Played in 2018 [Fat Jesus Video Game Thoughts]



I’ve played a lot of new video games for the first time this year. From 2018 releases like Celeste and Super Smash Bros Ultimate, to older titles such as Mega Man for the Nintendo Entertainment System and Metroid Fusion for the Game Boy Advance. I’ve streamed my adventures listed below on Twitch to boot. The only games I feel I’ve missed out on are God of War and Red Dead Redemption 2 (both of which I would have played, had I still had my PS4.) Also, I don’t feel I’ve missed out on Spider-Man for the PS4 since I watched my friend play through it. I’ve played hacks, ports and even a 3DO game, and while I haven’t played a ton, I feel that these 26 games were a full year of myself jumping into digital adventures. I hope you all enjoy my thoughts on what I’ve played in 2018! (After my top six, I’m going to only being giving brief thoughts.)

Celeste (PC) - 10/10
Celeste is already up there as one of my favorite games of all time and is up there with Super Meat Boy and Donkey Kong Country 2 as my favorite 2D platformer of all time. It’s not just a jumpy jump game, it has an emotional nature of the story, beautiful art, precise gameplay, tight controls and astounding soundtrack. You can pick up this game a play through it in a couple of hours, or you can spend countless hours collecting Strawberries and doing the B and C-Sides of the worlds. All of this adds up to one of the most complete games I’ve had the pleasure of playing in my life.


Super Mario Odyssey (NSW) - 9/10
I finally got my hands on a Nintendo Switch in October, and oh boy was I stoked to get my hands-on Super Mario Odyssey. As a huge fan of Super Mario 64 and Super Mario Sunshine growing up, Odyssey falls more in line with those to games than it does with the Galaxy titles. The game is packed with plenty of collectables (Power Moons, purple coins and outfits), a wide array of completely unique worlds and an awesome soundtrack to boot. Even if you’re just finishing the game and not collecting all the Power Moons and purple coins like I did, there’s an abundance to do.


Super Smash Bros. Ultimate (NSW) - 9/10
I’ve already put over 30 hours in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate and I haven’t even touched the online yet. I played a healthy amount of my time has, so far, been finishing World of Light and collecting spirits. I’ve also done a few of the Classic Mode runs to hit my nostalgia. Both modes are incredibly varied and highly creative (if a bit repetitive.) I put quite a few hours into Smash 4 between my Wii U and 3DS, but it never really captured my attention like Ultimate has thus far. The unbelievable number of fighters (with six more to come), what feels like every stage ever, an incredible array of original, remixed and reintroduced tracks and gameplay that feels more refined and faster than the previous entry.

Mega Man (NES) - 9/10
I need to get to the rest of the NES Mega Man games because this was a blast to go through for the first time since I was a kid. I’m still not convinced I beat this as a kid either. This game is tough, but the gameplay is still very fair. Each stage is challenging, and you feel a sense of accomplishment finishing a stage and the game. Not to mention this game has some of the best music from the NES era.

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney (3DS) – 8/10
Ever since I played Danganronpa, I’ve been looking to get into more visual novels, and the first one I played since finishing Danganronpa V3 was Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney. The game play is a bit dated, as is some of the dialogue, but this was a joy to play through. Each case had its own distinct feel and story. The overall story was great, the characters are memorable, the music is banging and the gameplay (both collecting evidence and in the courtroom) will leave anyone satisfied.


Hollow Knight (NSW, 70% Done) - 8/10
I’d been waiting to play Hollow Knight since it came out but never had the opportunity until now. I’ve never been huge into Metroidvania’s, but playing the game next on my list really spurred me to getting Hollow Knight as soon as I got my Switch. With great gameplay (both platforming and power-ups), awesome stage and background design, a huge map, challenging enemies and bosses, this game so far (I’d say I’m about 70% done at the moment) hits in all the right places.

Metroid Fusion (GBA) - 8/10
The afore mentioned Metroid Fusion clocks in just outside of my top five. Great gameplay, awesome design, engaging story and good mechanics, power ups and movements.

Pokémon Crystal Clear (GBC, Open-World Hack) - 7/10
If you’ve ever played Pokémon over the years, you’ve been clamoring for an open-world adventure, where you can start off and go anywhere. Pokémon Crystal Clear gives you an open world, scaling gym leaders, an abundance of starters to choose from, following Pokémon, customizable music and a litany of other customizable options.

Kirby Nightmare in Dream Land (GBA) - 7/10
I’m not a huge fan of Kirby games, I would say that these GBA Kirby games were the last exceptional ones. Nightmare in Dream Land is a remake of Kirby’s Adventure and it makes everything much nicer to look at, listen to and most of all, play.

Kirby Super Star (SNES) - 7/10
I only put this below Nightmare in Dreamland because of focus. I enjoyed traversing a map and going from world to world more than going to a main menu to go to the different portions of the game. Though I will concede, that Kirby Super Star still has the best gameplay of all Kirby games.

Crash Bandicoot Trilogy (PS1) - 7/10
I never had a PlayStation growing up, so I had no nostalgia for these next two series. I liked Crash Bandicoot slightly more than Spyro, but as far as platformers go, you can do way worse, even if you’re playing the originals. Side note, playing Crash 1 blind is absolutely brutal.

Spyro the Dragon Trilogy (PS1) - 7/10
Like above, you can apply everything I said about Crash Bandicoot to Spyro the Dragon as well. It’s a decent time and there’s many other games you could go to from that era that don’t have the same sense of fun behind them.


Pokémon: Let’s Go Pikachu! (NSW)– 6/10
As someone who has played every main series Pokémon game, this is far from the worst, but I’m not giving it an A+ either. The removal of random encounters was nice, and it was cool going back to Kanto on my Switch in HD. But, the game is short, made far too easy and packed with Pokémon Go gimmicks and has a post-game that simply not worth doing after a few hours.

Detective Pikachu (3DS) - 6/10
I played Detective Pikachu after Phoenix Wright and I was hoping for Ace Attorney x Danganronpa x Pokémon. I kind of got that. This is a short game, with okay mechanics, a decent story and characters and a vibrant world that just doesn’t quite click on all cylinders.

Luigi's Mansion Dark Moon (3DS) - 6/10
Luigi’s Mansion on the GameCube benefitted from its brevity. Luigi’s Mansion: Dark Moon is a game that plays well and has a good story, but I felt like I was doing too much of the same stuff over and over and over in each different mansion.

Pokémon Penumbra Moon (3DS, Difficulty Hack) - 6/10
If you want a little more challenge in your Pokémon games a difficulty hack is the way to go. I felt sense of accomplishment when I beat Hau and took my place atop the Alola League that I can’t say I felt after playing the base game.

Pokémon Sweet Version (GBA, Full Rom Hack) - 6/10
This is a full hack, with all new “Sweet” inspired Pokémon, pixel art, with an all new type chart and story. Unfortunately, it takes a long time to learn the new types, it seems like the Pokémon aren’t placed with any reason and the story is just okay.

Cave Story+ (PC) - 6/10
I wanted to like Cave Story+ a lot more than I did. The platforming and power ups were fun and there were challenging parts too. But I just wasn’t as enamored by the art and story as much as a lot of other people.


Mom Hid My Game (3DS) - 6/10
If you’ve got an hour, you too can save your game console from your mother who keeps hiding it from you in ridiculous ways. Take the time to play this gem that’s sure to get a laugh out of you.

Comix Zone (GEN) - 4/10
The idea and presentation of Comix Zone is great. Unfortunately, this is a game that is difficult and punishes you as well. On top of that the controls aren’t the greatest and it’s mired in the arcade style of “you game over, you start all the way over.”

Hatoful Boyfriend (PC) - 4/10
All visual novels aren’t created equal and this falls into the “tries too hard” portion for me. In Hatoful Boyfriend you’re turned into a bird and go to a bird high school. You do anything a Japanese kid would do, but you’re a bird. Yeah.

Plumbers Don't Wear Ties (PC) - 2/10
In this 90s misfire turned internet meme, you’re trying to help a man get together with a woman he meets in a parking lot. The writing, humor, story, acting in this 3DO title is all just awful.

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Saturday, December 15, 2018

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse [A Fat Jesus Film Review]


Leap of faith. As you probably know, I’m moving in two weeks. I’m afraid, emotional, anxious and excited all at the same time. Even though I’m only moving in with a friend, it feels like that leap of faith I need to take in my life. I’ve slowed down on writing, I got my small degree last year, I’ve worked on growing bit by bit on Twitch all the while I’ve been unable to find work in a barren job market. I feel like I felt three years ago when I decided to go back to college, stuck and scared. I’ve been here for five years now, I’ve watched countless films and I’ve changed in my views and beliefs about life in general.

I think it’s fitting that Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse is likely the last film I’m seeing in theaters here. Spider-Man has been my favorite superhero since I was a kid. He has also given the superhero genre a jolt on three separate occasions now over the past three years with his cameo in Captain America: Civil War, his first MCU film in Spider-Man: Homecoming and this. Sony--who just released the most bare-boned superhero origin story since Thor, in Venom--has done a 180 with this animated feature that explores Miles Morales’ origins as the successor to Peter Parker’s Spider-Man.


Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse follows the familiar story of Miles Morales (Shameik Moore), a bright teenager living in Brooklyn, New York who gets bitten by a radioactive spider and starts to become Spider-Man. He meets Spider-Man (Chris Pine) as he is fighting Green Goblin while trying to stop Wilson Fisk from starting a particle accelerator to try and access different dimensions, so he can get his family back. During the fight, as the machine is running, Goblin holds Spider-Man into the beam which ultimately leads to his death at the hands of Fisk. Unbeknownst to anyone, reality was bent and a cavalcade of Spider-Men and Women have been brought to Morales’ dimension and he must work together with them to save his world and get them back to theirs.

I’m going to get my negatives out of the way first, because these are only minor gripes. One, the disenfranchised kid (regardless of ethnicity) “winning the lottery”, so to speak, to go the better place (in this case it’s a school) is a dumb trope and doesn’t really need to be done with the Miles Morales or Peter Parker characters. They have always been portrayed as smart teenagers who kick their lives into high gear with the advent spider-bite. You don’t need more of a push to these characters. Motion blur during the action scenes was used heavily in this. Except it wasn't motion blur, it was a technique known as "smearing." I don’t mind smearing (or motion blur for that matter) for effect, but it shouldn’t be relied upon as much as it was in this. I know they did it to accent the comic-book style, but at times it was kind-of distracting. Finally, the climactic scene seemed a bit rushed. In a film that was almost two hours, there shouldn’t be a finale that feels as rushed as it did. It’s not that it was short or unoriginal, but it should’ve stood out as the final fight it was, at least compared to the rest of the action in the film.


While we’re talking about the action, it was sublime. Motion smear aside, the scenes were wonderfully choreographed, and all had purpose for the progression of the film. Even before all the Spider-people bleed in and the fights really ramp up, the action was well-crafted and relevant towards the story. While not as quippy as in the PS4 Spider-Man game, each fight felt like a Spidey fight because of the signature tone and humor that is naturally injected by it just being Spider-Man. The integration of the BAMs, THWIPs and POWs to the background of a given fight were also great touches that added to the comic-book flare that permeated throughout the film.

The CGI in the film was beautiful, again motion smear aside, the world, character design and overall vibe of the film. This film is a stylized comic-book brought to life. As I mentioned above, BAMs and POWs are all over the places. Comic-book covers are used to introduce each hero before a brief introduction about their origins and that was perhaps my favorite touch of the film. Comic-book panels were frequently used to explain things as well. The unique colorized style (and in your face soundtrack to an extent) remined me a lot of the Jet Set Radio series. It was a sensory masterpiece and you never want to take your eyes of the screen. I would compare the animation heavily to the incredible “real world” CGI used in Doctor Strange had a few years back. Everyone’s suits and style looked great and stayed true to their comics designs. I also highly enjoyed the imposing size of Fisk (Liev Schreiber) and the unique style of Doc Oc and Aunt May (Kathryn Hahn and Lily Tomlin). Seeing Scorpion, Prowler and Tombstone was pretty great as well.


Miles and Peter B. Parker (Jake Johnson) were written and voiced quite well and will satisfy fans of both main Spider-Men. Spider-Woman / Gwen Stacy (Hailee Steinfeld), was fine, but I honestly enjoyed her not being the love interest of Miles--even though that’s what is planned for a sequel. It was refreshing not needing a love interest because there’s so much emotion in just the origin stories of Gwen and Miles. While the agony of both Peter Parker’s in the film also fuels any emotional connection you would want to make. The rest of the cast including Nicholas Cage as Spider-Noir, John Mulaney as Spider-Ham and Kimiko Glenn as Peni Parker all have a unique voice, even if they’re relegated to supporting role. I feel like all the people in Miles’ family, are just alright in the film and seem more generic than anything else, even though his father and uncle are central to Miles becoming who he is.

The story isn’t anything revolutionary, it’s the story of almost every Spider-Man movie, show, video game, ever made, but it works. I’m not huge fan of--like I said above--handing out an upgrade to a disenfranchised for the sake of doing it. I think it’s to make Miles more relatable, even though he’s very relatable already. You don’t have to force the “you worked your way to this school by winning a competition and then working hard.” Just let him go to the school, we know Spider-Man alter egos are usually bright teenagers, you don’t have to politicize everything. Everything else is enough of a twist or homage to this established and beloved origin story. I’m not a fan of the whole “we are Spider-Man” thing from the end, but I get the marketing power behind it. I more related to the “leap of faith” element throughout the film and think that is the aspect people should be focusing on more. I think taking that leap of faith in your life to get to where you need to be is a much more realistic message compared to “YOU TOO CAN BE SPIDER-MAN!” I enjoyed it because it’s the most faithful adaptation of Spider-Man we’ve seen to date in a film. As much as I like Tom Holland’s MCU Spider-Man, Phil Lord and Christopher Miller have totally encapsulated the essence of a Spider-Man comic in this.


I don’t feel I need to say much more about Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse. It’s a well-crafted, visually striking film, with a competent story, great design, genuine humor, good voice acting and engaging action sequences. If you’re a fan of Spider-Man, this is the film for you. It has minor problems and I have some minor gripes, but this is the most I’ve enjoyed a film so far this year and I can’t wait to give it a second watch.


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Monday, April 30, 2018

Avengers: Infinity War [A Fat Jesus Film Review]


Avengers: Infinity War is the culmination of one helluva ride over the past decade or so. There’s not much of an intro I need to make for this film cause if you’re anything like me, over the past 10 years you’ve been devoting yourself the cult of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. You’ve shunned all non-MCU Marvel films aside from Logan, X-Men: Days of Future Past and Deadpool. DC and their DC Extended Universe is nothing more than a hollow imitation with Zack Snyder’s bleak mind turning everything black and white. Not to mention the Dark Universe was put to death, thankfully, before they made “Dracula vs Wolfman: Supernatural Brawl.”

Marvel has meticulously crafted a world with fully fleshed out characters and interconnecting storylines that, while lighthearted and mostly safe and superficial, were all intended to lead where we are now. There have been ups; Iron Man, Captain America: Winter Solider, Guardians of the Galaxy and there have been downs: Iron Man 2, Thor 1&2 and The Incredible Hulk. But for the most part, despite if you think the MCU is “dangerous for filmmaking” or think “it’s just a superhero franchise,” it’s been working and successful for a decade.

This is a much different format than how I usually do reviews, but this is very different than any other film in the MCU. Avengers: Infinity War is set directly after the events of Thor: Ragnarok, and Thanos (Josh Brolin) is beginning to acquire the rest of the Infinity Stones that he doesn’t have. It is up to nearly every superhero we’ve seen thus far to band together to save the earth and the rest of the Universe from Thanos’ evil plan.

When I say “nearly every superhero,” I mean that in the most literal sense of the words. With the exception of Ant-Man and Hawkeye, I think I noticed just about every living member of the MCU/Avengers getting their time to shine throughout the run-time of the film. Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, Black Widow, Spider-Man, Black Panther, Hulk, The Guardians of the Galaxy team, Loki, Dr. Strange, Scarlett Witch, Vision, War Machine, Falcon and Bucky Barnes and that’s not even counting side and supporting characters. To go into this think that it wouldn’t be a giant mess, you’d be nuts. It was one of my concerns going into the film, how are they going to juggle about 40 million characters and it not be a confusing mess? But to my, and seems like most of the worlds, surprise, it was competent and quite easy to keep track of.

It was one of my concerns going into the film, how are they going to juggle about 40 million characters and it not be a confusing mess?

This film doesn’t really have a plot. It also doesn’t have character building, since they’ve been doing it for the past decade. This is the mysterious Thanos’ film and boy did they deliver. The one constant MCU complaint is a villain that is one-note and lame. Side note: If you’re not familiar with the MCU, from probably at least Avengers: Age of Ultron onward, it’s going to be a confusing mess. Even without seeing Black Panther (the film) yet, I feel as if I know the character since he’s been in a lot of other films to this point. Which is why I think a lot of critics are being overly harsh towards the film. They’re not getting people who have been soaking in the series for the better part of a decade, and they may likely be people who just go see films to review them. But, for someone like myself, who has seen nearly every film in the MCU, and know and have grown up with these characters, this is easily the MCU’s most grandiose film to date.

This is why Thanos’ was so important to this film, he’s been the mysterious bad-guy that they’ve been talking up forever. The biggest bad guy in the universe and they need to keep an eye on him cause what he’s plotting is massive. Well, that finally arrived in Infinity War. You want to know the story and motives behind the MCU Thanos’, well you get it. He’s easily the most interesting a fleshed-out character in the film (not hard to do), you know exactly why he’s trying to do the insane thing he’s trying to do and learn that he’s not doing this on a whim and he has reasons why he’s doing this. They may be malicious and insane, but they are valid reasons that are in-line with his character. Not only that, he’s not hesitant to take what he wants. We don’t just learn about him and why he’s doing what he’s doing. He does it. Thanos goes out and takes what he wants and does what he wants to further his cause. Josh Brolin voices the all CGI mastermind perfectly. Thanos isn’t just a bad guy, he’s a father, has emotions (and shows them) and is trying to achieve a life-long goal. This is the Thanos origin story with The Avengers fighting throughout space on the side. Even his lackeys are very strong threats and are presented as such. They are actually pretty cool in their own rights. Everything Thanos-related was done so well.

Thanos goes out and takes what he wants and does what he wants to further his cause. 

Speaking of The Avengers, the movie is titled that right? So, what exactly are they doing? They’re broken up and rearranged into fun little teams that are trying to prepare to stop Thanos. Thor, Rocket Raccoon and Groot go off on a deep space mission to get Thor’s hammer back. Iron Man, Spider-Man, Dr. Strange, Star Lord, Drax, Mantis and Nebula are on Thanos’ home world (with Strange in possession of the Time Stone) waiting on his arrival. While, Captain America, Widow, Black Panther, Wanda, Vision, War Machine and the rest of the people above I didn’t name, are in Wakanda trying to figure out a safe way to get the Mind Stone out of Vision’s forehead. These three teams are what keeps this movie from being a cluster of a mess. Combined with the Thanos’ story, these three distinct story-archs intertwine effortlessly through each other. This is a long movie, but for the most part there’s not a lot of down time and nothing feels overly long. If it was just a mindless mash of heroes fighting Thanos and his army, for two hours, with quips everywhere this film would not have worked. But having the people we’ve come to know have small stories throughout the runtime, while we get to learn about the biggest villain we’ve yet to fully see, it just works.

I saw this in 3D and it’s fine. I don’t think seeing this in 3D vs 2D impacts the film at all. Some greenscreen stuff stood out a little more, but I’m so used to noticing bad greenscreen, I’d have noticed either way. The 3D enhances the stellar CGI of Thanos, who is all CGI, all the time, but still prefer my films in 2D. There’s some iffy spots with him, but overall, he looks superb. This goes with most all of the CGI in this film too. Everyone looks great and even with some shaky cam during action scenes and the abundance of CGI, it’s never really noticeable. Marvel put their A-team on this film. This is a CGI-fest, you shouldn’t be surprised about that if you’re watching it. But it is the best CGI we’ve seen thus far in the MCU.

Thanos rained a moon down on the battlefield, while elsewhere Thor and Wanda flex for the sake of flexing.

The action is some of the best in all of the MCU as well. It’s not just “RAWR I CAN PUNCHER HARDER THAN YOU” or “RAWR I CAN SHOOT THIS BEAM HARDER THAN YOU.” Well it kind-of is for the Wakandan fight, but any fight involving Thanos quickly devolves to having to try and use some sort of strategy because Thanos lifts and doesn’t skip leg day. Hell in almost the entire movies, he doesn't even have all of the Infinity Stones and is still terrorizing all the heroes. The best part of action comes with all of the unlikely pairings of characters, some we’ve yet to even see meet each other in the MCU. The fight with Thanos on his home planet is amazing. Dr. Strange is epic, the CGI for the magic being flung between him and Thanos is gorgeous. The whole fight between the heroes and Thanos is expertly executed and feels like it’s right out of a battle-oriented anime. Thanos rained a moon down on the battlefield, while elsewhere Thor and Wanda flex for the sake of flexing. I mean, Thanos took this page out of the ol' anime playbook and it was awesome. The rest of the action is your standard MCU affair, but the new pairings of characters and situations give you a reason to pay a little more attention than you might normally during an Avengers flick.

Thanos took this page out of the ol' anime playbook and it was awesome.
I’m kind-of at an impasse with this review because I think I’ve touched on everything I want to touch on. While on the other hand I want to just keep going and think I'm forgetting so much stuff since I want to give the film a rewatch. (I’m assuming if you’re reading this) You know all the actors for everyone I’ve mentioned, which is why I didn’t bother to list out every actor. The film is well over two hours, and for someone like myself, who has been invested in this series for a decade, the time flew by. There’s not much in the way of music aside from the score, which is fine. This is also a film that, while lighthearted and has the vintage “MCU quips,” is very much a darker film that what most are used to in the MCU. There are a couple of wonky moments, that I initially thought were really ham-fisted in there, but when you consider a few things Dr. Strange says, it all makes supreme sense. I loved the whole presentation and progression of the film. The shock value moments don’t hit as hard (because most of us know the line-up of films to come) I applaud Marvel for taking risks with the plot and characters.

If you’re a fan of the Marvel Cinematic Universe you’re going to love this film as it’s the culmination of a decade’s worth of build-up. If you go into this to just watch the latest summer blockbuster, you’ll likely be confused and disappointed. If you don’t like superhero films or are a hardcore DC fan, you’ll find ways to hate this. But to hardcore nerds, like myself, that have been watching and growing with these characters over the past 18 films, this is a more than adequate film that has given us everything we’ve been hoping this build up would lead to.